Gabriel Kerr

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Watch Gabriel Kerr's Kill Tony episode 709 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.82 punch density, 1.25 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I saw an ad on a porn site recently,

and there's just a guy standing there

by himself, completely naked, right?

And he's got his dick in one hand,

and a Pringles party stack can in the other.

And they're the same size.

So now I'm not watching porn, obviously.

I'm googling how big that fucking Pringles can is.

Save you guys the trouble.

16 inches.

That's a lot of fucking Pringles.

You know what I'm saying?

Do the mat on that.

That's two 8-inch dicks.

That's two good dicks.

I feel like you guys need a visual.

I could stand here tonight with that Pringles can and fuck it.

And then another guy with the same size dick as me could fuck the other side.

And there'd still be a stack of Pringles in the center.

And it'd be safe to eat.

Bit 1 · Beat 4

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

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setupI feel like you guys need a visual.

setupI could stand here tonight with that Pringles can and fuck it.

setupAnd then another guy with the same size dick as me could fuck the other side.

punchlineAnd there'd still be a stack of Pringles in the center.

tagAnd it'd be safe to eat.