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KT #709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER (KYLE DUNNIGAN)

2025-03-04

Miles Johnson

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Watch Miles Johnson's Kill Tony episode 709 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.55 punch density, 2.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.55 punch density·2.67 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.55 punch density·2.67 tag density·Big Joke Book

Hello.

[Bit 1]

This is an impression of a guy

who's trying to be threatening,

but he forgot his gun.

All right, here it is.

Are we gonna have a fucking problem here, pal?

You wanna take it here, dipshit?

Shit like that.

[Bit 2]

I've been jerking my dick crazy.

I've been watching these J.O.I. videos.

Have you guys seen these?

J.O.I.

Yeah, alright, a lot of guys playing Ray Charles right now.

That's alright.

That's all good.

It's cool, it's always white ladies though.

I notice it's always white ladies in the J.O.I. videos.

Short for jerk-off instruction, by the way.

For cowards and women, it's short for jerk-off instruction.

All right.

Can I finish it? -Yeah.

-Okay.

I think it's always white ladies in the J-O-I videos.

I think it'd be cool if it was an old black lady.

Don't hit "Beat your dick off" now, baby.

Come on now.

Mm-hmm. Come on, baby. Mm-hmm.

You're doing all this J-O-I.

You need to get a J-O-B.

That's what you needed, your nasty-ass, little freaky-dicky-ass mother.

- Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupThis is an impression of a guy

setupwho's trying to be threatening,

punchlinebut he forgot his gun.

tagAll right, here it is.

tagAre we gonna have a fucking problem here, pal?

tagYou wanna take it here, dipshit?

tagShit like that.