Gabe K

Bucket Pull

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So I, believe it or not, was raised Christian.

Not like a little bit like super Christian.

My dad was a pastor, his dad was a pastor,

I was actually a pastor for a little while myself.

And kind of slightly different direction since then.

So I don't have a lot of fond memories of that time.

But one thing that was a lot of fun for a young pastor's kid

was church girls.

Listen, if you never had a rushed, paranoid, guilt-ridden

hand job in the back of youth room on Wednesday night,

you missed out, my friend.

And if you were any kind of bad guy,

you became like their own personal project.

And the more your soul was in danger,

the nastier the shit that they would do.

Listen, until you had a girl suck your dick,

like your salvation is on the line,

you haven't lived.

It's a real come to Jesus moment.

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“A strict religious upbringing could be valuable for access to church girls.”

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setupSo I, believe it or not, was raised Christian.

setupNot like a little bit like super Christian.

setupMy dad was a pastor, his dad was a pastor,

setupI was actually a pastor for a little while myself.

setupAnd kind of slightly different direction since then.

setupSo I don't have a lot of fond memories of that time.

setupBut one thing that was a lot of fun for a young pastor's kid

punchlinewas church girls.