Brandon Baddick

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.40 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.40 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I just turned 25, which sucks,

'cause I feel like I look like I killed a guy in the 70s.

[Bit 2]

It's been lonely, man.

I tried my hand at OnlyFans the other day.

It's cool, it's his website where people post nudes,

but to see the nudes, you have to pay a subscription fee.

I was on this goth girls account.

I look at her price, $25 a month.

It's like, really girls out here competing with HBO Max?

Are you fucking kidding me, man?

like at least I bet your pussy's good,

but it's not the sopranos.

Let's be real.

We got a writers room and an anime adaptation,

then we'll talk, but I'll just stick

with the center folds for now.

[Bit 3]

I was using the bathroom before this.

I hate using urinals, man.

Do you have any idea how uncomfortable it is

that people can see my back as I masturbate?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being twenty-five could be looking like a seventies murderer.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI just turned 25, which sucks,

punchline'cause I feel like I look like I killed a guy in the 70s.