Ryder Maynagh

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.24 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.24 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

here except for you guys's abortion laws it's a little wild a lot but I think we

have you beat up in Idaho like it's illegal to even say the word abortion

up there yeah yeah like the University I went to they don't mean hand out condoms

anymore yeah I know it doesn't make any sense like what do you expect like just

a bunch of you know horny college kids that have to pull out yeah not yeah no

No, not gonna happen, not gonna happen.

I think my dad meant to pull out.

Well, it just doesn't add up.

I was born like 14 years after my parents got married.

And I was born in a family of Catholics.

They start having babies after communion.

Yeah.

[Bit 2]

And also, I was also born 10 weeks early.

It's like my mom's water broke when she was out running.

Like Jesus Christ, mom,

were you trying to have a stillborn?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“No-condom policy implies abstinence, but reveals failed pullout as proof of unintended conception.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setuphere except for you guys's abortion laws it's a little wild a lot but I think we

setuphave you beat up in Idaho like it's illegal to even say the word abortion

setupup there yeah yeah like the University I went to they don't mean hand out condoms

setupanymore yeah I know it doesn't make any sense like what do you expect like just

setupa bunch of you know horny college kids that have to pull out yeah not yeah no

setupNo, not gonna happen, not gonna happen.

punchlineI think my dad meant to pull out.