2022-11-29

Set 4 · Episode 585

Steve-O

Bucket Pull

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[Bit 1]

Um, so I figured I'd tell you guys

a crazy story that you definitely don't know

know about something I invented called the butt chug. Yeah, I actually coined that

term and it was totally by accident. Initially it started with this idea I

had. I said I thought I could beer bong a beer through my nose if they made me a

beer bong that forked into two hoses. So we we get around. I've been awake for

like three days on cocaine.

And Knoxville pours the fucking beer into the beer bong.

I put the hoses in each nostril.

Up it goes, and I pound it, and I pound it,

and it was fucking amazing.

But nobody even giggled.

And then Knoxville says, that sucked.

Stick it up your ass.

Now, I had rather famously at this point backed out of a stunt which involved putting a toy car at my ass.

So I immediately said to Knoxville, "We already established I don't put shit up my ass.

If I would have left it there, I would have been off the hook easy."

But then I went and said, "It probably wouldn't work anyway."

where I really fucked myself.

So now, like, I'm gonna have to do it

because first and foremost, we are scientists.

So it is my fucking duty now to do this.

And I realize that I fucked myself

and they chop off the two thinner hoses.

So I'm looking at a girthy ass fucking beer-bong hose.

I mean, that's really the circumference of a dick.

I mean, that's like, that's very real.

But I know now I'm in

and I don't fucking do anything half fast.

So I lay right down on the ground.

I fucking pull my shit down and I go for it.

Like I go for it big time.

And it was utterly fucking shocking

how easily that hose glided right in.

I was so fucking mortified

that my buddies just saw that happen so easily.

So, I hike up my legs.

It's not working at first.

And it seems to be a failure,

but like I said, I'm all in.

So I kind of wiggle around.

I start kicking my legs a little bit.

I find a rhythm and sure enough,

I mean, everybody's going crazy.

They're fucking just, "Jug, jug, jug."

But what happened was,

as much as the beer was going in my butt,

there was all this fucking yeasty, cloudy,

fucking shit coming out.

And the beer in the tube just got cloudier and cloudier

and it was actually too much for the jackass guys.

And they were like, "Oh no, stop it."

They called it.

So, at this point I'm fully loaded.

I pull out the beer behind me.

I'm wiggling around a little bit.

And I felt it, I just gave it a little, a little too, psh.

I was able to squirt beer out of my butt

and then I start giggling.

I fucking hiked my butt up

and I actually managed to shit beer into my own mouth.

Yeah.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Claiming it "probably wouldn't work" implies escape from a dare, but reveals self-entrapment.”

Joke Type

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setupUm, so I figured I'd tell you guys

setupa crazy story that you definitely don't know

setupknow about something I invented called the butt chug. Yeah, I actually coined that

setupterm and it was totally by accident. Initially it started with this idea I

setuphad. I said I thought I could beer bong a beer through my nose if they made me a

setupbeer bong that forked into two hoses. So we we get around. I've been awake for

setuplike three days on cocaine.

setupAnd Knoxville pours the fucking beer into the beer bong.

setupI put the hoses in each nostril.

setupUp it goes, and I pound it, and I pound it,

setupand it was fucking amazing.

setupBut nobody even giggled.

setupAnd then Knoxville says, that sucked.

setupStick it up your ass.

setupNow, I had rather famously at this point backed out of a stunt which involved putting a toy car at my ass.

setupSo I immediately said to Knoxville, "We already established I don't put shit up my ass.

setupIf I would have left it there, I would have been off the hook easy."

punchlineBut then I went and said, "It probably wouldn't work anyway."

tagwhere I really fucked myself.