Zach Black

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Career avg·2.67 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.64 punch density·0.72 tag density·3 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·1.09 punch density·1.40 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 23:34 in the episode

[Bit 1]

My dog's been in my car on Sixth Street

for about five hours.

Don't worry, he's safe.

I left the windows rolled up.

[Bit 2]

Some people don't like that I leave my dog in the car,

but somebody's gotta watch the baby.

No, there's no baby.

[Bit 3]

I just got an apartment and in a building

and the weight limit for dogs in this building

was 35 pounds, but my dog weighs 85 pounds.

So I just lied and we just showed up like a Tinder date.

50 pounds heavier than we said we were.

[Bit 4]

That's not the worst way a Tinder date can show up though.

I had one show up with a penis.

And I sucked it.

No, I didn't, no, I didn't.

Yeah, I did.

No, I didn't, no, I didn't.

But she did suck mine and I just treated her dick

like it was a lazy eye.

I just tried my hardest not to look right at it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"He's safe" implies precaution taken, but reveals the dangerous precaution itself.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupMy dog's been in my car on Sixth Street

setupfor about five hours.

setupDon't worry, he's safe.

punchlineI left the windows rolled up.