2024-03-26

Set 5 · Episode 656

Cam Patterson

Bucket PullManBlackLarge Joke Book

Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets

This set·4 bits·7 beats·0.58 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 52:29 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Unlike that guy, I like bitches, I love women,

they cool to hell.

I had a threesome for the first time a couple weeks ago

and I made two women come to the same conclusion

that I'm pretty bad at sex.

I'm mad because I told them that joke,

they laugh harder than y'all did, I hate them hoes,

I hate them with my whole heart.

That shit really pissed me the fuck off.

[Bit 2]

It was weird 'cause like at one point,

one of the girls got mad at the other girl

'cause I was fucking the other one too much

because her pussy was better, I'm a genius,

you know what I'm saying?

And so she got mad and went to a different room,

so I had to fuck her in different rooms.

[Bit 3]

So just imagine me butt-ass naked, 14-inch dick,

don't think about it too hard, 14-inch dick,

super flaccid, I'm soft, not even hard yet,

it was just drag on the floor,

and I'm running butt-ass naked,

but my socks and slides still on

because if you fuck where I put socks and slides on,

you gay, that's gay as hell, dog.

You fuck a butt-ass naked, that's gay as shit, right?

So I'm running back and forth like a Scooby-Doo chasing,

just fucking just hitting that shit, right?

And I really enjoyed it.

I thought it was a good time.

[Bit 4]

I called my home, I was like, "Hey man,

"I had a threesome last night, that shit was dope."

And I explained I was going back and forth,

back and forth.

People were like, "You can have a threesome,

"they ran a train on you."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Having a threesome implies sexual success, but reveals sexual failure.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupUnlike that guy, I like bitches, I love women,

setupI had a threesome for the first time a couple weeks ago

setupand I made two women come to the same conclusion

punchlinethat I'm pretty bad at sex.