2022-08-02

Set 5 · Episode 568

Kyle Antonio

Bucket Pull

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.21 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.21 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So as a kid growing up, one of the biggest challenges

for me growing up was my transition

from fourth grade Catholic school

into fifth grade public school.

But my problem was in transitioning to Catholic school

and to public school.

My problem was that the big difference between me

in fourth grade and me in fifth grade

was that I still had my foreskin.

Growing up in the Philippines, my dad

was a big, rounded passage to get circumcised

without anesthetics.

But he decided, like, last minute

that I do it here in the US.

And I don't know who or what force told him

it was time for the procedure.

It certainly wasn't me.

But I just assumed that he thought that I got him

to attach at that point.

But,

you know, so the procedure date gets closer

and you know, at that point it's sort of like

begging your parents to let you keep

a cute stray on the street,

but in a seven stray animal it's your foreskin

and you're begging your parents between tears

and you're like,

I'll take care of them.

I'll clean them.

They won't hurt anybody.

Just let me keep it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Changing from Catholic to public school implies academic adjustment, but reveals being uncircumcised.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupSo as a kid growing up, one of the biggest challenges

setupfor me growing up was my transition

setupfrom fourth grade Catholic school

setupinto fifth grade public school.

setupBut my problem was in transitioning to Catholic school

setupand to public school.

setupMy problem was that the big difference between me

setupin fourth grade and me in fifth grade

punchlinewas that I still had my foreskin.