Alexa Irizarry

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.57 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.57 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 52:02 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I had a great Thanksgiving this year. I found a Native American guy on Tinder. I celebrated

the traditional way by giving him syphilis.

[Bit 2]

It's hard to date as a trans person

because here's the thing,

straight men view trans women

the same way they view Taco Bell.

They want it when they're drunk,

they're ashamed of what it does to their asshole.

[Bit 3]

Dude, I love fucking with straight guys

'Cause sometimes they don't realize I'm trans.

You know the name for those type of people?

Retarded.

So sometimes they'll come up to me

and they'll be like, "Yo, can I buy you a drink?"

And I look 'em dead in the eyes and I'm just like,

"Nah, man, I ain't fuckin' gay."

"You the man we ain't done with that fat shit

on this show, right?"

"Hell yeah, brother, you get it, man."

It sucks, I can't turn that voice off.

Oh, I can't. That's the sound that comes out when I orgasm.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Celebrating Thanksgiving traditionally implies honoring Native customs, but reveals giving syphilis.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI had a great Thanksgiving this year. I found a Native American guy on Tinder. I celebrated

punchlinethe traditional way by giving him syphilis.