Mitch

Bucket PullDisabledManMedium Joke Book

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.25 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.25 punch density·0.00 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 1:14:10 in the episode

[Bit 1]

As y'all can tell, I'm used to pulling out.

[Bit 2]

So yeah, my name's Mitch.

It's like a bitch, but with an M.

[Bit 3]

That was my nickname all throughout school.

And then finally I moved out of my dad's house.

Yeah, he taught me that my nickname was a "Hammie Down"

from my mom, right?

But it's cool because my mom taught me that my nickname,

or that my dick is a hand-me-down from my dad.

Because it's small.

[Bit 4]

Speaking of which, I don't have much luck with the ladies.

So, I don't know why,

but my parents could decide on one thing

and it was that I needed a hat.

So they went ahead and went with the blue-chew hat, right?

And I was like, "Mom, Dad, how's that gonna help me get laid?"

And they're like, "Well, because, you know,

women will read it and get super horny

and then wanna fuck ya."

I was like, "How dumb do you think they are?"

And they're like, "If they're fucking my son, dumb enough.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“As y'all can tell, I'm used to pulling out.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

punchlineAs y'all can tell, I'm used to pulling out.