Set 2 · Episode 714

R.J. McKegan

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.14 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.14 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So, I signed up for Bumble about a month ago,

and I met this chick on there.

And she was a big Texas Longhorn fan.

So we went to the basketball game together,

and she kept yelling, "Hook 'em, horns, hook 'em, horns!"

So, at the end of the night, I fucked her in the butt,

and I fish-hooked her, and I was like,

"Hook 'em, horns, hook 'em, horns!"

[Bit 2]

But I like hot chicks, but, you know...

I like hot chicks, but I have a gay Twitter account

twin brother and his name is Tommy and when I go to bars and I meet a hot chick I say oh hey queen

hey queen oh I love your hair your your tits feel so good and we become best friends and at the end

of the night I tell them I lost my keys I don't have anywhere to stay and they let me come back

with them because I'm gay and I won't try anything then we get back to their house we take a bunch of

And then RJ comes out of me,

and I fuck the living shit out of them.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Hook 'em, horns can mean a Texas cheer or fish-hooking someone.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupSo, I signed up for Bumble about a month ago,

setupand I met this chick on there.

setupAnd she was a big Texas Longhorn fan.

setupSo we went to the basketball game together,

setupand she kept yelling, "Hook 'em, horns, hook 'em, horns!"

setupSo, at the end of the night, I fucked her in the butt,

setupand I fish-hooked her, and I was like,

punchline"Hook 'em, horns, hook 'em, horns!"