Set 1 · Episode 714

Trish Smart

Bucket PullWomanLesbian

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·0.63 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.54 punch density·0.75 tag density

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Skips to 15:44 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Somebody outside tried to make fun of me.

They were like, "Is that a black belt in dick sucking?

About my necklace?

I was like, "What do you think happens at Claire's?"

Like, "You can't buy this $8.99 three-pack.

You got to go to the back and prove it."

[Bit 2]

I don't know. I started arguing back with him, too.

I was like, "I don't only suck a dick to refuse a UTI!"

He didn't get it either. [ Laughter ]

[Bit 3]

I am dating again, though.

I, like -- I don't get dating.

Like, I don't know how many times it takes for you

to tell somebody to stop sticking a finger in your asshole

till they stop doing it.

But it's not four.

[Bit 4]

Every time I get slapped in the face during sex,

I think the exact same thing.

I'm like, "That was unexpected.

I don't know why you thought that that was okay."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

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“A cheap necklace could be a black belt in dick sucking.”

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setupSomebody outside tried to make fun of me.

setupThey were like, "Is that a black belt in dick sucking?

setupAbout my necklace?

punchlineI was like, "What do you think happens at Claire's?"

tagLike, "You can't buy this $8.99 three-pack.

tagYou got to go to the back and prove it."