Brian Corbet

Bucket PullMan

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.17 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So, I had a friend last year, he actually killed himself.

He was dressed up as Buzz Lightyear for Halloween.

He took some mushrooms and thought he could fly, so he was at the end of a bridge, he's

all to infinity and beyond.

You can guess what happened next, but man, that was a buzzkill.

[Bit 2]

So he got into some really dark shit.

He actually joined a really bad biker gang.

These guys are terrible though.

I will never talk to these guys.

They're probably one of the worst biker gangs out there.

I'm scared of them.

You probably heard of them.

They're the Mormons.

[Bit 3]

I met my wife at the church, the Mormon church.

I don't know why we're still together, but anyways.

She, I can't stand her though.

Sometimes she just lays around the house all day, you know,

while I'm out slaving at work.

It's like, I mean, the sex is terrible.

Missionary all the time.

It's like, I just, I feel really unlucky

and I just wish that I could be the one that's dead.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Buzzkill' can mean a mood-ruining event or a Buzz Lightyear death.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupSo, I had a friend last year, he actually killed himself.

setupHe was dressed up as Buzz Lightyear for Halloween.

setupHe took some mushrooms and thought he could fly, so he was at the end of a bridge, he's

setupall to infinity and beyond.

punchlineYou can guess what happened next, but man, that was a buzzkill.