John Botelho

Bucket PullMan

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.36 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

and I'm somebody who has an eating addiction.

It's true.

I've lost 85 pounds, though.

Yeah, thank you, yeah, no.

Losing weight actually kind of sucks

'cause people just expect so much more out of you.

Like all my friends want me to go hiking now.

Like losing weight, the payoff for losing weight is just more exercise.

[Bit 2]

I am an emotional eater, I always have been.

You know, like my idea of comfort food is something that's jam-filled, deep fried and frosted with trans fats.

I'm not worried about my mom ever finding my porn history, I just don't want her to see my Domino's Order history.

You know, like my idea of an emotional support animal is just a bucket of KFC chicken.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Weight loss could be a punishment that creates more exercise.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setupand I'm somebody who has an eating addiction.

setupI've lost 85 pounds, though.

setupLosing weight actually kind of sucks

setup'cause people just expect so much more out of you.

setupLike all my friends want me to go hiking now.

punchlineLike losing weight, the payoff for losing weight is just more exercise.