Kristen Cunningham

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Skips to 49:35 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Hey, I'm getting older, we all are, but me especially.

And I know that I'm getting older because I'm into funk now.

And I was never into funk because nothing will make you hate a whole genre

of music more than an old man dancing off beat to it.

You know what I'm saying?

Thanks a fucking lot, dad.

But what I really like about funk, I'm into this one song in particular

and that song is One Nation Under a Group by Parliament.

And I'm into this song because it's about dancing your constrictions away,

which is really great because all the songs from my generation are

about dancing your way into constrictions.

Like my knees are fucking busted from songs like "Drop It Like It's Hot."

What I'm saying to you guys is how do we not have healthcare right now?

Like just based off like how much TV we watched in like 90s and 2000s.

Like there should be a like class action lawsuit right now being like,

"Hey, did you watch BTVH1 or MTV from 90s to 2000s?

We owe you some fucking money."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Aging could be revealed by suddenly liking funk.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupHey, I'm getting older, we all are, but me especially.

punchlineAnd I know that I'm getting older because I'm into funk now.