Ari Mati

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Career avg·2.40 bits/set·3.40 beats/set·0.53 punch density·1.14 tag density·5 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.44 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Which one of you bitches do I gotta marry to get this fucking passport, huh?

be a guy too, I don't give a fuck. I don't care about the gender, I care about the

documents. I'll easily suck dick for freedom, you know what I'm saying? And I'm

[Bit 2]

listen, I'm like a professional immigrant. I know everything about visas. I watch

90-day fiance like it's game tape dude the key that I've learned the key is

pregnancy that's why Texas is perfect no abortion sounds like a guarantee who's

Who's trapping who, bitch?

[Bit 3]

But to be fair, knowing my luck,

it would be very me that I do get someone pregnant here,

but then it turns out she's also an illegal immigrant.

Now we give birth to a Mexican Estonian.

The most useless passport in the world.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Desperate for a passport implies romance, but reveals paperwork.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupWhich one of you bitches do I gotta marry to get this fucking passport, huh?

setupbe a guy too, I don't give a fuck. I don't care about the gender, I care about the

punchlinedocuments. I'll easily suck dick for freedom, you know what I'm saying? And I'm