2025-02-08

Set 1 · Episode 704

Bill Rhodes

Bucket PullMedium Joke Book

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·1.25 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.47 punch density·1.25 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 17:06 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Did you guys know that in Texas alone

we have 8,161 indoor shooting ranges?

That's a lot, woo!

They're easy to find.

All you have to do is Google public schools.

[Bit 2]

I don't condone public school shootings.

I was a teacher for 11 years.

Thank you.

Out of 11 years, nine years,

my students voted me favorite teacher.

Two years, my peers nominated me to be the teacher

of the school year for the entire district.

After talking to my peers and my students,

the local police department started referring me

as a person of interest.

I'm not a teacher anymore.

'Cause some bitch named Amy in Human Resources

I didn't think my comedy was as funny as everybody else.

Fuck Amy and Human Resources.

[Bit 3]

I know when you look at me, you're like,

"This guy definitely voted for Trump."

After January 6th, I couldn't vote for Trump.

That's a joke if you're a federal law enforcement,

I was teaching kids.

If you're local law enforcement,

I was nowhere near those kids, guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Easy-to-find shooting ranges implies a guide to gun ranges, but reveals public schools.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupDid you guys know that in Texas alone

setupwe have 8,161 indoor shooting ranges?

setupThat's a lot, woo!

setupThey're easy to find.

punchlineAll you have to do is Google public schools.