Carly Rose

Bucket PullDisabledMedium Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.86 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.86 punch density·1.00 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 2:09:28 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I always hear people talk about being

the personality hire at their job,

but I'm disabled, so I do not work.

But I was the personality hire at my children's hospital.

And that's a lot to ask of a dying 13 year old.

Morale is super low and my jokes just don't kill cancer on the sixth floor.

[Bit 2]

But honestly being disabled is not that bad.

I come with built in party tricks.

I have two different options for body shots.

And I also don't need any alcohol to black out.

I'm really easy to date, right?

You just have to make me stand still for five minutes

and I will hit the fucking floor.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A personality hire implies office privilege, but reveals a children's hospital sick kid.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I always hear people talk about being

setupthe personality hire at their job,

setupbut I'm disabled, so I do not work.

punchlineBut I was the personality hire at my children's hospital.

tagAnd that's a lot to ask of a dying 13 year old.

tagMorale is super low and my jokes just don't kill cancer on the sixth floor.