Jacob Acklin

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.03 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.03 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 36:57 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Hey Austin, I work in a massive warehouse and my job is as a problem solver and what

I basically do is I'm the high priest of the internet's most fucked up things.

Basically I come into work one day and I see this thing just staring at me through what

that I can only describe as an abyss of desire.

I pick this thing up to try to figure out

what the fuck it is, and I kid you not,

it's 65 pounds of just pure straight silicone sin.

[Bit 2]

it to the one next door that carries flashlights this big. So, you know, by the joke that I was

getting out was basically you try to take that through TSA they'll stop you

for having way too much liquid then you'll be sitting in the security line

trying to scrape out the essence yeah what the fuck not it

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A mysterious warehouse object implies an industrial mystery, but reveals a massive sex toy.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupHey Austin, I work in a massive warehouse and my job is as a problem solver and what

setupI basically do is I'm the high priest of the internet's most fucked up things.

setupBasically I come into work one day and I see this thing just staring at me through what

setupthat I can only describe as an abyss of desire.

setupI pick this thing up to try to figure out

setupwhat the fuck it is, and I kid you not,

punchlineit's 65 pounds of just pure straight silicone sin.