2026-05-19

Set 5 · Episode 768

Dicky

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·3.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.50 punch density·3.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I'm from Salt Lake City, Utah, home of the Mormons.

I never realized how blessed I was to be Mormon

until I got older and started really living that life of sin.

You see, I started seeing ads and the number one solution

for men who like can't get hard or losing their hair

or need to lose weight, it's called hymns.

I've been singing those Mormon hymns like a motherfucker lately.

Like, pray to God every time I need some chick to be into me,

I just start doing a little hum when I'm doing my business.

Just humming a little hymn.

[Bit 2]

But yeah, now I'm getting older.

I'm 36.

My homies stop partying as much.

I actually got sober now.

We went out to eat some dinner the other day.

And I told them I had acid.

Two of them were buckling up for a good time.

The other one tossed me some Pepto B.

I was like, God, man.

I mean, it's true, I'm capable of both.

I have the good times and I have the fucking reflux.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Hims" sounds like "hymns", and hymns fits because Mormons want potency.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupI'm from Salt Lake City, Utah, home of the Mormons.

setupI never realized how blessed I was to be Mormon

setupuntil I got older and started really living that life of sin.

setupYou see, I started seeing ads and the number one solution

setupfor men who like can't get hard or losing their hair

setupor need to lose weight, it's called hymns.

punchlineI've been singing those Mormon hymns like a motherfucker lately.

tagLike, pray to God every time I need some chick to be into me,

tagI just start doing a little hum when I'm doing my business.

tagJust humming a little hymn.