2026-05-19

Set 4 · Episode 768

Frankie Gonzalez

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.70 punch density·2.00 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.73 punch density·3.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 29:54 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I come from a pretty weird family.

My brother, he just came out of the closet.

I threw him in there for being fucking gay.

But I--

Now we love 'em, we love 'em.

Not publicly, but we love 'em, you know?

Just had to ask my dad, we'll see.

Now I know I'm not gay 'cause I kissed a man once

and I felt absolutely nothing after I came.

Like I was--

I was good.

Yeah, we're roommates now, that's besides the point, you know?

[Bit 2]

I've been doing a lot more acid lately.

Anybody else, acid heads?

Yeah?

"Pussies over here."

I love it, dude. I like taking a tab,

going hiking, like, in the forest.

I found Bigfoot once, dude.

I checked my phone later.

It was just a bunch of pictures of my black friend like this.

Can't use those. He's got a fresh-ass fade.

You know what I mean?

He looks good.

[Bit 3]

I've only had one bad experience on acid.

It was this one time I forgot that I ordered DoorDash,

and I got a notification on my phone

that said, "Mohamed Hazier orders."

He's on.

- I was like 10 seconds more.

- I forgot that I ordered DoorDash

and I got a notification on my phone

that said, "Mohamed Hazier orders."

He's on the way.

So for like six hours, I thought I planned 9/11.

I was like, "What orders did I give out, dude?

Popeyes, Pentagon, they're right next to each other, dog.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Came out of the closet can mean escaped a closet or came out as gay.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI come from a pretty weird family.

setupMy brother, he just came out of the closet.

punchlineI threw him in there for being fucking gay.

tagBut I--

tagNow we love 'em, we love 'em.

tagNot publicly, but we love 'em, you know?

tagJust had to ask my dad, we'll see.