
KT #656 - MARK NORMAND + DAN SODER
2024-03-26
Set 2 · Episode 656
Raul Sanchez
Bucket Pull
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.40 punch density·0.20 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.40 punch density·0.20 tag density
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Skips to 13:57 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I like drinking, man.
Makes me a pleasant human being.
[Bit 2]
Sometimes I get a little too fucked up though.
Like, one time I got so drunk,
I caught myself speeding on the highway
'cause I confused the number of the highway
with the speed limit sign.
I was like, "97, fuck."
That was pretty specific, no.
Now then, I better go 92 just to be safe.
You know how the cops are around here, man.
[Bit 3]
Dude, one time I was at a bar, I got hammered, right?
I started talking to this chick and we hit it off, right?
So I decided to buy one of those condoms
from the machines in the bathroom.
Yeah, and then later that night, we were about to get it on.
I opened it up and it was too Advil.
But I was so drunk, I was like,
"Man, technology's come a long way."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Drinking could be a personality improvement.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupI like drinking, man.
punchlineMakes me a pleasant human being.