2025-06-24

Set 5 · Episode 724

Mushroom Matt

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.54 punch density·1.77 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.63 punch density·2.33 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Alright, my love life has been cursed from the jump.

First girl I hooked up with, lost my virginity, gained chlamydia.

Didn't even know I had it for over a year.

I thought I was getting that burning sensation because my girlfriend had a spicy pussy.

Okay, I realize that sounds childish.

I was 16.

I wasn't even surprised when I started getting that burn.

I mean, she literally said her pussy was fire.

On top of that, the bitch would eat hot Cheetos for breakfast.

If pineapples make your body fluids taste sweet, what the fuck do you think that's going

to do?

Here's the sick twisted part about the whole ordeal when I did find out about the comedian.

I didn't want the cure.

Turns out, I liked it.

Okay, I realize that sounds sick.

Let me try to explain.

I love spicy food.

If I can order something spicy, I do.

Fried rice, spicy, salsa, spicy, ramen, spicy as hell.

Sex, spicy police.

Y'all don't realize the head of your dick

and the tip of your tongue are like cousins.

Comedie is pretty much a sexual,

It spices up the bedroom.

It is hot sauce for your hot dog.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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“Chlamydia burning could be a spicy vagina.”

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setupAlright, my love life has been cursed from the jump.

setupFirst girl I hooked up with, lost my virginity, gained chlamydia.

setupDidn't even know I had it for over a year.

punchlineI thought I was getting that burning sensation because my girlfriend had a spicy pussy.

tagOkay, I realize that sounds childish.

tagI was 16.

tagI wasn't even surprised when I started getting that burn.

tagI mean, she literally said her pussy was fire.

tagOn top of that, the bitch would eat hot Cheetos for breakfast.

tagIf pineapples make your body fluids taste sweet, what the fuck do you think that's going

tagto do?