2025-06-24

Set 6 · Episode 724

Nick James

Bucket Pull

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.47 punch density·2.00 tag density

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Skips to 57:09 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Um, I don't know how to say this.

I'm not sexy, like, at all.

It's--and I can't even dirty talk right either.

Like, I just sound way too polite and dorky.

Like, I hate this girlfriend,

and she would always say things like,

"Nick, I want you to eat my pussy from the back."

And me being me, I would just be like, "Well, okay."

"Eh, you betcha.

"Oh, there you go."

And the same night she was like, "You know what?

"Take the condom off.

"I don't care anymore.

"Just fuck me raw."

And I'm just like, "Well, splendid.

"Oh, I will happily oblige.

Thank you. All right.

And after that, she's like, "All right, Nick,

I want you to do something crazy.

I want you to choke me.

I want you to demean me.

I want you to say mean, wild shit.

And I do all that, but even then, I'm still like,

"Well, I hope this isn't too tight

around your neck, you bitch."

Are you okay, you fucking whore?

I love you. All right."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Sexual requests could be met with customer-service politeness.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupUm, I don't know how to say this.

setupI'm not sexy, like, at all.

setupIt's--and I can't even dirty talk right either.

setupLike, I just sound way too polite and dorky.

setupLike, I hate this girlfriend,

setupand she would always say things like,

setup"Nick, I want you to eat my pussy from the back."

punchlineAnd me being me, I would just be like, "Well, okay."

tag"Eh, you betcha.

tag"Oh, there you go."