Set 3 · Episode 667
7E7
Bucket PullBlackLarge Joke Book
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·3.50 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.50 punch density·3.50 tag density·Large Joke Book
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Skips to 36:23 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Yeah, I recently found out on what you would call in the
black community as whitewashed.
But I got me thinking, what makes me whitewashed?
What is it?
And I realized it because I pronounced my words correctly.
So instead of acts, I say ask.
Instead of saying Fina, I say I'm going to.
Instead of nigga, I say nigger.
You know, I just.
I just don't get it, you know.
[Bit 2]
I've been with my girl for nine years.
Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Yeah, no kids, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
'Cause she's got that natural birth control,
you know what I'm saying?
Miscarriages.
Yeah.
Oh, on Mother's Day too.
Fuck yeah.
Happy Mother's Day.
Not to me though.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Being whitewashed implies proper neutral pronunciation, but reveals using the full racial slur as the "correct" form.”
Joke Type
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setupYeah, I recently found out on what you would call in the
setupblack community as whitewashed.
setupBut I got me thinking, what makes me whitewashed?
setupWhat is it?
setupAnd I realized it because I pronounced my words correctly.
setupSo instead of acts, I say ask.
setupInstead of saying Fina, I say I'm going to.
punchlineInstead of nigga, I say nigger.
tagYou know, I just.
tagI just don't get it, you know.