Darby Cash

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.26 punch density·0.25 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I want to give you guys the one piece of relationship advice.

I used to tell my ex-girlfriend all the time.

I used to tell her, drop the knife.

Can you guess what ethnicity she was?

Latina, yeah.

[Bit 2]

This was years ago, back when you could still

say that kind of thing to a lady.

You would look much prettier unarmed.

I still say it to a female cop, though.

Hello, officer.

You know, you look much prettier without that gun.

Take it real quick.

You have a good old laugh about it.

[Bit 3]

Because I live in a real small, quiet town.

Nothing really happens.

It's just a bunch of white ladies doing yoga.

I remember the first time I invited a black guy over

to my house.

Yeah, he immediately ran over to my beta fish tank.

And he said, what's up, little n-word?

Yeah, to the fish.

That's a lucky guess, 'cause I never told him his name.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Relationship advice implies romantic wisdom, but reveals literal instructions to disarm a Latina girlfriend.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI want to give you guys the one piece of relationship advice.

setupI used to tell my ex-girlfriend all the time.

setupI used to tell her, drop the knife.

setupCan you guess what ethnicity she was?

punchlineLatina, yeah.