Tolu Agunblade

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I went to a Black Lives Matter protest

to pick up white chicks.

I was like, "So, you like niggas?"

[Bit 2]

Common misconception, you see a white woman with a black man,

and you think, "Oh, she's not racist," right?

That's not necessarily true, though,

'cause women fuck guys they hate all the time.

[Bit 3]

You can't blame them for hating us, though,

'cause men are selfish pieces of shit, you know?

We want the big titties.

We don't give a fuck about their back problems, you know?

We're like, "Oh, I could put a cup on her booty.

That's 'cause she's got scoliosis, motherfucker."

That's why her ass sticks out like that.

[Bit 4]

Speaking of which, everybody's eating ass these days

is trending.

Yeah, y'all know, each shit used to be fighting words

back in the day, you know, until the culture shifted.

Now everybody's bragging about eating ass

as if they deserve the Nobel Peace Prize or some shit.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Attending a protest implies political activism, but reveals it as a dating strategy.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI went to a Black Lives Matter protest

punchlineto pick up white chicks.

tagI was like, "So, you like niggas?"