Blake Apatow

Bucket PullManLarge Joke Book

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.65 punch density·0.88 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.60 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 28:19 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I went to the strip club with my dad.

Not that fun getting hard with your dad.

Sucked.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, I don't really wanna get hard with any of my relatives

except my cousin.

I feel like if you don't wanna bang your cousin,

You just don't have a cousin hot enough.

My cousin is gorgeous, okay?

She looks like Italian Pocahontas.

I would pay money to see my cousin naked.

I try every Thanksgiving.

I'm gonna try again on New Year's.

[Bit 3]

I'm pretty sexually adventurous, folks.

I've gotten like 300 Asian massages with happy endings.

I call them Jackie Chan's.

Big fan of Jackie Chan.

These massages are so good.

They're too good.

Because now I can't come without Asian woman sound effects.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Going to a strip club with a parent implies bonding, but reveals shared arousal.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI went to the strip club with my dad.

punchlineNot that fun getting hard with your dad.

tagSucked.