Dallas Turner

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[Bit 1]

So right at the top here,

I just want to take a moment to honor my girlfriend.

She just--she just recently died from fentanyl.

Yeah, fentanyl, this dick in her mouth.

[Bit 2]

So, yesterday was a historic day for comedy.

Tony did a set at the Trump rally, as you guys know.

And he spoke on the Clintons.

And, you know, just personally,

I hope that the Clinton Foundation does not take

does not take the podcast name seriously.

[Bit 3]

Not for real though, it was really good to see you up there

on that stage yesterday.

It's just nice to see, you know,

Trump has the support of a solid support from the gays.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Girlfriend dying from fentanyl implies drug overdose, but reveals oral sex wordplay.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo right at the top here,

setupI just want to take a moment to honor my girlfriend.

setupShe just--she just recently died from fentanyl.

punchlineYeah, fentanyl, this dick in her mouth.