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2023-02-07

Jovan Afzali

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Watch Jovan Afzali's Kill Tony episode 595 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.15 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.24 punch density·0.75 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.15 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

- Hello.

This fuckface looking at me like you've never seen

someone speaking cursive, what's wrong with you?

- Sorry, I like that voice.

I feel like you can get away with saying horrible shit.

- I hate gay people.

There's only two genders.

[Bit 1]

- Okay, I say that 'cause I might be gay.

I don't know if it's happening.

Dude, I was taking like a little bit of a poop the other day

and I started getting an erection.

I don't know if that's ever happened to the gentleman,

but it was, I was confused,

a confusing moment for a young man.

I'm just thinking there like, Jesus,

like why am I the hardest at the same point of the day

that my ass is the widest?

What the fuck is going on with me?

[Bit 2]

So I, dude, I, no, and I'm not like scared.

So I went and I watched a little gay porn

and I saw this video, it was cool.

It was like a, it was a video,

it was a dude who was having sex with a dude

who was having sex with a girl.

And I mean, I liked it.

It didn't turn me on or nothing, but it was cool.

It was like, have you ever been on the highway?

You see like a tow truck that's toned a tow truck

that's like toned a civic or some shit?

Like artistically it was pleasing.

I saw it though.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Okay, I say that 'cause I might be gay.

setupI don't know if it's happening.

setupDude, I was taking like a little bit of a poop the other day

setupand I started getting an erection.

setupI don't know if that's ever happened to the gentleman,

setupbut it was, I was confused,

setupa confusing moment for a young man.

setupI'm just thinking there like, Jesus,

setuplike why am I the hardest at the same point of the day

punchlinethat my ass is the widest?

tagWhat the fuck is going on with me?