Michael Ridley

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Watch Michael Ridley's Kill Tony episode 595 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.67 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·4.75 beats/set·0.51 punch density·1.22 tag density·4 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.67 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

- What's good, dude?

Papa, hold these, baby.

What's up, guys?

[Bit 1]

I know what you're thinking, man.

My hair is not sewn into my hat, I promise, dude.

This isn't a wig sewn into a hat, all right?

I got my haircut from a Mexican in Flugerville,

and now I look like a Mongolian warlord.

Yeah.

[Bit 2]

My name is Michael Ridley and I'm a comedian.

It only makes sense because my parents are comedians.

My dad is Theo Vaughn and my mom is Bobby Lee.

[Bit 3]

I recently joined a fraternity for uncircumcised men.

It's called Alpha Sigma Schmegma, dude.

It's a tight-knit brotherhood, heavy emphasis on the hood.

We go to Intactivist rallies,

we go to Intactivist rallies,

and DMX is playing in the background.

♪ We're the hood, we're the hood, we're the hood, Ed ♪

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI know what you're thinking, man.

setupMy hair is not sewn into my hat, I promise, dude.

setupThis isn't a wig sewn into a hat, all right?

setupI got my haircut from a Mexican in Flugerville,

punchlineand now I look like a Mongolian warlord.