Dallin Garrett

Bucket Pull

Watch Dallin Garrett's Kill Tony episode 506 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Alright, thank you guys for that pity applause like last place at the Special Olympics.

So the first joke is for you Tony.

Yeah I know right?

[Bit 2]

So I've been jerking off a lot lately.

Just out of sheer boredom.

Because that's how bad traffic is on Mopac.

[Bit 3]

So I find dating can be weird sometimes for me.

A lot of women, they treat me like I am a god to them.

I know, right?

It's because they only talk to me when they need something.

So yeah.

[Bit 4]

So there's a fascinating book that I recommend.

It's on the best seller's list.

It's on the history of fake news.

I recommend everybody check it out.

It's called the Holy Bible.

All right, so here we go.

I'm gonna try this real fast in honor of Humpty from,

oh, nevermind, I'm not gonna try it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

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punchlineAlright, thank you guys for that pity applause like last place at the Special Olympics.