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2021-05-25

Emily

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Watch Emily's Kill Tony episode 506 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.25 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.25 punch density·0.50 tag density

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So, I have never been slapped with a more prime example

of somebody needing to get their priorities straight

and that time my apartment exploded in Florida, right?

So I run into my roommate's bedroom, find her sobbing

over some $35 handbags from Macy's.

I'm like, woman, there is a bonfire in our living room.

Can we go?

Shit's still got the tags on it. She's bawling her eyes out now me granted. I'm talking like Florida ceiling bonfire, right?

I've always wanted a skylight never thought that was how the universe was gonna answer that question

But hey beggars can't be choosers, right? So

Anyways me and my pack I got like a couple chairs a couple changes of clothes couple bottles of water

I grabbed like a fucking packet of tuna for some reason and I run back into her room thinking all the way

I'm about to have to drag this bitch out of our apartment, right?

I'm thinking like bridal style cross the threshold some curtail of dresses flowing behind us like some fucked up wedding train

Shakes one look at me. I'm gonna look at the tuna go damn girl. You need to get your priorities straight

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setupSo, I have never been slapped with a more prime example

setupof somebody needing to get their priorities straight

setupand that time my apartment exploded in Florida, right?

setupSo I run into my roommate's bedroom, find her sobbing

setupover some $35 handbags from Macy's.

setupI'm like, woman, there is a bonfire in our living room.

setupCan we go?

setupShit's still got the tags on it. She's bawling her eyes out now me granted. I'm talking like Florida ceiling bonfire, right?

punchlineI've always wanted a skylight never thought that was how the universe was gonna answer that question

tagBut hey beggars can't be choosers, right? So