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2021-05-25

Leanne Wallace

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Watch Leanne Wallace's Kill Tony episode 506 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.40 punch density·1.00 tag density

- Okay, A, I'm pro, I'm pro women.

[Bit 1]

Okay, so this whole thing is called Kill Tony,

but I wish it was that game of fuck Mary Kill.

If I could just fuck Tony, maybe he'd like me.

You guys have fucked people for them to like you, right?

I mean, I've done that before.

It's not a lasting thing, maybe a day or two.

But I've also fucked for water burger.

That's more fruitful.

You know you're getting a burger out of it.

I feel like this is a California crowd.

You don't know what water burger is.

It's in and out, like Texas.

So OK.

Oh, yikes.

OK.

Hot mic.

[Bit 2]

Okay, so I feel like the pandemic has disproportionately impacted single people.

Has anybody else been like super fucking lonely during the pandemic as a single person?

I feel like I spent so much time just like masturbating and looking out the window.

Because like I feel like just like looking out the window like at how life used to be like turns me on.

Like I'm horny. Like remember like when you used to do stuff together?

Um okay so my low, the low point of the pandemic for me was okay so I was visiting my boyfriend and I took an Amtrak.

Wait, have you guys ever had like a boyfriend or girlfriend,

but they're like not actually your boyfriend or girlfriend?

But like you thought they were?

So I was on an Amtrak,

I don't know if you guys have ever been on Amtrak.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupOkay, so this whole thing is called Kill Tony,

punchlinebut I wish it was that game of fuck Mary Kill.

tagIf I could just fuck Tony, maybe he'd like me.