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2017-07-21

Chris Hurst

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Watch Chris Hurst's Kill Tony episode 221 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.47 punch density·1.67 tag density

- Hell yeah, you motherfuckers done tonight, my guy.

Getting fucked up.

I'm hiring hell right now.

[Bit 1]

These goddamn lights make me feel like I'm in the matrix.

Make me feel like Morphers,

retched both hands out the red pill, the blue pill.

I said, "Fuck it, took 'em both."

Where I'm from, by God, they like pills of all colors.

[Bit 2]

Mr. Kentucky, I moved to the city for the culture.

I'm for social quality and gave rights,

black rights and shit,

but I be goddamn it towards say it in this voice.

I can't even say black people.

I say African-American, and it sounds racist as shit.

[Bit 3]

I get profiled all the time, I feel you guys.

Hell, I can't even buy Sudafed in this

around the county by a guy.

To imagine me, oh shit, he's bald.

Imagine me just walking in there

and my hair all messed up.

I can't think English is good no way.

Just walking in there looking like a hillbilly Beetlejuice.

Walking in there looking like Matthew McConnelma.

You got any suit of heaven, man?

Be a hell of luck to whoever you did.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupThese goddamn lights make me feel like I'm in the matrix.

setupMake me feel like Morphers,

setupretched both hands out the red pill, the blue pill.

punchlineI said, "Fuck it, took 'em both."

tagWhere I'm from, by God, they like pills of all colors.