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2017-07-21

Zach Kirby

Bucket PullMan

Watch Zach Kirby's Kill Tony episode 221 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 2.33 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·2.33 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.45 punch density·2.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Sup y'all, I just graduated with my bachelor's degree.

Thank you.

I also smoked a shit ton of weed

while I was earning that degree.

Thank you, thank you.

Yeah, I built up such a high tolerance

that I had to start packing a second bowl

while smoking my first bowl

to even feel the effects of the fourth bowl,

which I'd have to smoke five minutes

after smoking a third bowl,

which I didn't even say in order right now,

'cause that's how much I smoked

a little bit earlier tonight.

What else?

[Bit 2]

Oh yeah, Tinder came out while I was in college,

and Tinder is where I learned that chicks

are more desperate for sex than guys are.

It's true my first Tinder hookup,

the girl messaged me first.

Weird, right?

Nothing like real life.

[Bit 3]

And all I had written in my profile

was that I was just looking for new friends.

Absolutely no sex wanted.

'Cause that's your guaranteed in, fellas.

She's thinking, he doesn't even wanna hook up with me.

He just wants to be my friend.

Hell no.

And that is when she, her pussy starts dripping wet

and she's pretty much grabbing your dick for ransom.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setup- Sup y'all, I just graduated with my bachelor's degree.

setupI also smoked a shit ton of weed

setupwhile I was earning that degree.

setupYeah, I built up such a high tolerance

setupthat I had to start packing a second bowl

setupwhile smoking my first bowl

setupto even feel the effects of the fourth bowl,

setupwhich I'd have to smoke five minutes

setupafter smoking a third bowl,

punchlinewhich I didn't even say in order right now,

tag'cause that's how much I smoked

taga little bit earlier tonight.