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2017-07-21

Roger Lopez

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Watch Roger Lopez's Kill Tony episode 221 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.24 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.24 punch density·1.00 tag density

- Hey everybody, my name is Roger Lopez.

And, shit.

[Bit 1]

So on some nights, this is one place called Del Club.

It's on the Echoplex.

One night they have reggae music.

And one night I wasn't out of breath.

And I was dancing like this, right?

And then all of a sudden I feel these two hands

on my waist.

And I'm thinking, what the fuck, man?

I look behind me and it's this big black dude.

And then he looks at me and he's like, oh shit.

I'm like, yeah, dude, what are you trying to fuck me?

And then he looks me in the eyes, he's like,

don't tell nobody.

He walked away, I just stood there laughing,

'cause I knew I was gonna tell everybody.

That was it, thank you guys very much.

[Bit 2]

- Everybody, I lost my right testicle in March,

But don't worry, because it's gotten a lot bigger.

So now I'm rocking like one big gong in between my legs.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo on some nights, this is one place called Del Club.

setupIt's on the Echoplex.

setupOne night they have reggae music.

setupAnd one night I wasn't out of breath.

setupAnd I was dancing like this, right?

setupAnd then all of a sudden I feel these two hands

setupon my waist.

setupAnd I'm thinking, what the fuck, man?

setupI look behind me and it's this big black dude.

setupAnd then he looks at me and he's like, oh shit.

setupI'm like, yeah, dude, what are you trying to fuck me?

setupAnd then he looks me in the eyes, he's like,

punchlinedon't tell nobody.

setupHe walked away, I just stood there laughing,

tag'cause I knew I was gonna tell everybody.