Colin Sledge

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.83 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.32 tag density·6 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.58 punch density·0.40 tag density

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Skips to 58:46 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Once I was talking to a girl at a bar,

and I thought it was going okay,

but she threw a drink in my face.

I was like, "Hey, watch it,

"there's $30 of roofies in there."

So the problem with that joke is

I don't know if that's the right amount of money to say.

I'm afraid to look it up.

[Bit 2]

I'm nice.

I would never cat call a lady

because that would give away my position.

[Bit 3]

No, I would never stalk a woman either

because I feel like it'd be boring after like an hour.

I go, "Oh, she's going to the grocery store.

Oh, she's going to yoga.

Oh, she's going to the police station.

Aw, she's coming back out, she's pointing at me.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A drink thrown in your face implies rejection, but reveals roofies.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupOnce I was talking to a girl at a bar,

setupand I thought it was going okay,

setupbut she threw a drink in my face.

setupI was like, "Hey, watch it,

punchline"there's $30 of roofies in there."