Set 5 · Episode 686
Cam Patterson
Bucket PullManBlackLarge Joke Book
Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.39 punch density·1.75 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I was just in Red in Pennsylvania.
Uh, that place is terrible.
Uh, don't move for that.
Don't move for that.
That place is god-awful, nigga.
Uh, I hate that place so much.
It reminded me, like, if the Civil War went through there,
and they were like, "We don't got a bill no more.
It's over. They stopped building.
That place was terrible.
That joke didn't go well."
[Bit 2]
I seen the Amish. Now, listen.
I know I talked about one of the fucker Amish last time,
and I really -- I really did.
I wanted to fuck one for real.
I really wanted to. And then I went up close.
I went to, like, an Amish farm for real.
And I'm gonna tell you something. They ugly as fuck.
Uh...
They hideous, though. They all look like they inbred.
It didn't -- It wasn't -- It didn't look good at all.
It was pretty terrible.
[Bit 3]
The Amish guy that was doing this, like,
He would take us on a tour.
He-- the only other black guy that was on the tour
with--
was Marshawn Lynch.
And he kept calling him O.J. Simpson for some reason.
And that was fucking crazy.
And I asked him, I said, hey, man,
have there been any other black people here
that's been like Amish?
And then he just went, well, a girl got raped once.
That wasn't the answer I was looking for at all.
Well, that was lackluster.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A terrible-town rant could be the joke bombing.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupI was just in Red in Pennsylvania.
setupUh, that place is terrible.
setupUh, don't move for that.
setupDon't move for that.
setupThat place is god-awful, nigga.
setupUh, I hate that place so much.
setupIt reminded me, like, if the Civil War went through there,
setupand they were like, "We don't got a bill no more.
setupIt's over. They stopped building.
setupThat place was terrible.
punchlineThat joke didn't go well."