Set 4 · Episode 686

Carly Anderson

Bucket PullWoman

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.31 punch density·3.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.31 punch density·3.00 tag density

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Skips to 41:05 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I'm very socially awkward.
It's hard, especially in the bedroom.
It's never a good time.
The other day this guy, I was giving him the Gluck Gluck 5000.
The Slop to Miss Prime, if you will, sir.
And he started dirty talking with me.
He was like, "Yeah, how's that dick taste?"
Which, first of all, don't ask.
Don't ask unless you really want to know, okay?
And he wanted to know, so I thought I'd give him a restaurant review.
Yeah, so I hit him with that Gordon Ramsay.
I came up for air and I was like...
No.
Too much cheddar.
Back to the kitchen.
And he blocked me, so that's it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

A dirty talk question implies a sexual response, but reveals a Gordon Ramsay-style restaurant critique.

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I'm very socially awkward.
setupIt's hard, especially in the bedroom.
setupIt's never a good time.
setupThe other day this guy, I was giving him the Gluck Gluck 5000.
setupThe Slop to Miss Prime, if you will, sir.
setupAnd he started dirty talking with me.
setupHe was like, "Yeah, how's that dick taste?"
setupWhich, first of all, don't ask.
setupDon't ask unless you really want to know, okay?
setupAnd he wanted to know, so I thought I'd give him a restaurant review.
setupYeah, so I hit him with that Gordon Ramsay.
setupI came up for air and I was like...
punchlineNo.
tagToo much cheddar.
tagBack to the kitchen.
tagAnd he blocked me, so that's it.
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