Connor Loughran

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.83 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.62 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 1:27:39 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I don't know if you guys can tell, I'm a mustache,

but I've been a musician for 17 years.

As a musician, I gotta say, I love what heroin's done for music.

Hate what it's done for taking a nap in the car.

Like, maybe I'm just tired in this Walmart parking lot, dude.

Not everything's a tragedy. I'm sick of being woken up with Narcan.

You see me asleep in my car, and you open the door and hear the Lord of the Rings soundtrack,

it means I OD'd on weed. Leave me alone.

If you hear Alice in Chains, maybe go ahead and save me.

♪ I'm the man with no cock ♪

[Bit 2]

Never tried heroin, I tell people that,

and they're like, "Really?"

And that hurts my feelings.

Turns out my vibe is has tried heroin.

They're like close though, 'cause I have tried meth.

Just once.

You shouldn't do meth, but if you have to,

once is the best number of times.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Loving heroin's contribution to music implies artistic appreciation, but reveals parking-lot overdose vibes.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI don't know if you guys can tell, I'm a mustache,

setupbut I've been a musician for 17 years.

setupAs a musician, I gotta say, I love what heroin's done for music.

punchlineHate what it's done for taking a nap in the car.

tagLike, maybe I'm just tired in this Walmart parking lot, dude.

tagNot everything's a tragedy. I'm sick of being woken up with Narcan.