Set 8 · Episode 686
Jessica Misatano
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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.41 punch density·3.50 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.41 punch density·3.50 tag density
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[Bit 1]
You got that nine months of seasonal depression.
Fuck that.
Do you guys even get that here?
Or is it just regular depression for you guys?
- Regular.
- Regular.
But you have those telltale signs, right?
Like you get lethargic, you don't wanna do anything.
I know I'm getting sad
'cause that's when I start masturbating face down again.
I do it on the couch too, dude.
You put your face between the cushions
'cause it muffles the crying.
I miss my dad.
[Bit 2]
We can't just kill ourselves though, can we?
That's the easy way out.
So I go on a lot of road trips is what I do.
You guys ever noticed those like crosses
on the side of the road to commemorate the dead?
You know what I'm talking about?
I see these fucking things everywhere.
I'm thinking like why do you never see the Star of David
on the side of the road.
No little Buddhas or anything like that.
I kind of think Christians are just bad drivers.
Like, maybe--
- Go ahead, finish it, Jessica, finish it.
- Like maybe Jesus needs to hand that wheel back.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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Beat Premise
“Seasonal depression becomes so extreme that you masturbate face-down.”
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hyperboleLines
setupYou got that nine months of seasonal depression.
setupDo you guys even get that here?
setupOr is it just regular depression for you guys?
setupBut you have those telltale signs, right?
setupLike you get lethargic, you don't wanna do anything.
setupI know I'm getting sad
punchline'cause that's when I start masturbating face down again.
tagI do it on the couch too, dude.
tagYou put your face between the cushions
tag'cause it muffles the crying.
tagI miss my dad.