Set 3 · Episode 686
Luke Stam
Bucket PullLarge Joke Book
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.70 punch density·1.34 tag density·3 sets
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.79 punch density·1.75 tag density
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Skips to 33:08 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I found out that Helen Keller's father
was a captain of the Confederate Army.
So I guess that bitch got what she had coming.
'Cause if she could speak,
she certainly would have said the N-word entirely too much.
Then again, I'm not sure she had the capacity to be racist,
'cause she was also blind.
So everybody was black to her.
The fucking horrors.
[Bit 2]
Listen, I think you should be able to say all the slurs.
We're just having fun. We're just goofing around.
But there is one slur you should never say,
and that's the N-word.
Because if you do say it and you're not supposed to,
they're gonna start acting like one.
And we don't need that kind of crime in our communities.
[Bit 3]
I found out that the microwave oven
was invented October 15, 1945.
That was a fucking close one.
World War II ended a month prior.
I'm just glad that Housewives caught on to the microwave
before Hitler did.
'Cause the only thing worse than a quicker genocide
is one that's still cold in the center
when you're done with it.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Helen Keller's disability could be karmic punishment for her Confederate father's racism.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupI found out that Helen Keller's father
setupwas a captain of the Confederate Army.
punchlineSo I guess that bitch got what she had coming.
tag'Cause if she could speak,
tagshe certainly would have said the N-word entirely too much.