Emmanuel Martinez

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.38 punch density·0.25 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I had jaw surgery growing up.

It's a fun fact that I like to bring up on dates.

I was on one day, and this girl was like, oh my gosh,

can we still kiss?

I was like, actually, I just prefer sex.

She said, I prefer we just kiss.

I was like, all right, well, I know you paid for dinner,

but I prefer we kiss.

[Bit 2]

She had a kid, too, which was crazy.

And we got along.

me and her kid got along until one night that kid called me dad. Yeah, dude, I'm with you.

I left. I was only 18 at the time. All right. I was only 18. Okay. I can't be responsible

for a 15 year old. Like I see him. I see him in school every day. We take the same classes.

He helps me out homework every night. I was like, dude, you should be my dad. I can't

a father figure to someone and then share the same bully? Imagine that.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A kissing question implies romantic caution, but reveals pivoting to demand sex.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI had jaw surgery growing up.

setupIt's a fun fact that I like to bring up on dates.

setupI was on one day, and this girl was like, oh my gosh,

setupcan we still kiss?

punchlineI was like, actually, I just prefer sex.

setupShe said, I prefer we just kiss.

punchlineI was like, all right, well, I know you paid for dinner,

tagbut I prefer we kiss.