Benjamin Grelli

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Skips to 48:57 in the episode

[Bit 1]

My name's Ben. I'm from Boston.

Boston, anybody ever been to Boston?

All right, hey, my condolences.

Did you get mugged?

I missed you, motherfucker.

[Bit 2]

I grew up in the Italian section of town.

It wasn't quite a ghetto.

It was more of a spaghetto, if you know what I mean.

My parents were migrant pizza pickers.

They came here doing a great pepperoni vermin.

It was in all the Italian history books.

[Bit 3]

My wife's beautiful.

She's a beautiful Italian girl.

She's got the face of an angel.

An angel with a fucking mustache.

She got a big, goofy mustache.

It's like, make Tom Selleck jealous.

[Bit 4]

My wife's very skinny.

She kind of looks like this.

She's so skinny, she has to tease her pubic hair just to

keep her pants up.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Visiting Boston implies tourism, but reveals victimhood.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupMy name's Ben. I'm from Boston.

setupBoston, anybody ever been to Boston?

punchlineAll right, hey, my condolences.

tagDid you get mugged?

tagI missed you, motherfucker.