2024-07-23

Set 6 · Episode 673

Cam Patterson

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Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.79 punch density·1.75 tag density

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Skips to 41:36 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I was recently in Appleton, Wisconsin.

You from Wisconsin?

Oh yeah, fuck Wisconsin.

Appleton, Appleton, Wisconsin is a good place

to quietly kill yourself.

It was the worst place on earth, I'm from Florida.

I shouldn't be in Appleton fucking Wisconsin.

[Bit 2]

Oh, we got cheese.

We got cheese curds.

Fuck your cheese curds, nigga, they disgusting.

They were pretty delicious, I liked them a lot.

That's all we need from that place is cheese curds.

The rest of that place can go to fucking hell, dawg.

[Bit 3]

Well, Appleton, Wisconsin didn't have homeless people.

And some of y'all probably like,

"Yo, that's pretty dope.

Do you know how bad your home time got to be for niggas?

Be like, "I only want to be homeless here."

That place is fucking terrible, dog.

[Bit 4]

When I was in Appleton, a white dude

lit me down in my face and I was like,

"You a dirty fucking nigga."

I'm playing, that didn't happen.

But if it did, it would've made the trip

10 times better, dog.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Appleton becomes so extreme that it seems suited for quiet suicide.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setup- I was recently in Appleton, Wisconsin.

setupOh yeah, fuck Wisconsin.

setupAppleton, Appleton, Wisconsin is a good place

punchlineto quietly kill yourself.

tagIt was the worst place on earth, I'm from Florida.

tagI shouldn't be in Appleton fucking Wisconsin.