2024-07-23

Set 13 · Episode 673

Cameron May

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.15 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.15 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I'm a very introverted person.

I've been trying to put myself out there

more ago to parties with people my age,

but I've kind of realized,

I don't like partying with people my age.

They all have pink hair and labels.

I don't fit in.

I have to be like the only guy in his early 20s

that just doesn't really seem to care about labels.

Like I was at this party and this girl came up to me,

she was like, "Oh my gosh, you know,

"I really like your hair.

"You seem like taking nice care of your skin.

"Are you a Metrosexual?"

And full frontal honesty,

I had no idea what that was.

I thought people were fucking trains.

[Bit 2]

But it turns out, for those of you that don't know,

It's a straight man that's very much in like skincare and lotion and all that other gay shit.

[Bit 3]

To me, to me that word's just kind of a crazy testament to how disgusting men are, you know?

Like they found a guy that used a shampoo and conditioner and they were like, "Hold on, what the fuck are you?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Metrosexual" can mean stylish straight man or person sexually attracted to trains.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI'm a very introverted person.

setupI've been trying to put myself out there

setupmore ago to parties with people my age,

setupbut I've kind of realized,

setupI don't like partying with people my age.

setupThey all have pink hair and labels.

setupI don't fit in.

setupI have to be like the only guy in his early 20s

setupthat just doesn't really seem to care about labels.

setupLike I was at this party and this girl came up to me,

setupshe was like, "Oh my gosh, you know,

setup"I really like your hair.

setup"You seem like taking nice care of your skin.

setup"Are you a Metrosexual?"

setupAnd full frontal honesty,

setupI had no idea what that was.

punchlineI thought people were fucking trains.