2024-07-23

Set 12 · Episode 673

Chase Mote

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·6.50 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.60 tag density·2 sets

This set·6 bits·7 beats·0.65 punch density·0.86 tag density

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Skips to 1:32:02 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So I used to be a youth pastor.

Yeah, shut up.

All right.

Now, a youth pastor goes by many names.

Youth pastor, youth director, pedophile.

Yeah, no, I'm just kidding.

Jokes, jokes, jokes.

But the answer is yes.

[Bit 2]

I told a little girl her gay friend was going to hell.

Yeah, she cried.

Her mom yelled at me.

I was like, Jesus Christ, lady, I just work here.

It's just policy.

Don't crucify me.

[Bit 3]

I lost that job because I got arrested for smoking weed.

Apparently the church would stay agree on some things, you know?

Gave people going to hell, weed legalities, it's fine.

[Bit 4]

I also met my wife at Bible College.

Yeah, y'all don't like this because you're all going to hell.

We'll get back to that.

[Bit 5]

But I met my wife at Bible College, you know?

Classic story, young, religious, you get married,

so you can have sex.

Not our story.

We didn't get married so we'd have sex.

We got married to stop feeling bad about it.

[Bit 6]

And so she'd get on birth control,

pull and praise the dangerous game

when you're losing your face.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Youth pastors are widely understood but rarely said aloud to be pedophiles.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupSo I used to be a youth pastor.

setupNow, a youth pastor goes by many names.

punchlineYouth pastor, youth director, pedophile.

tagYeah, no, I'm just kidding.

tagJokes, jokes, jokes.