Jonathan Hammond

Bucket Pull

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[Bit 1]

So, I had a crippling porn addiction.

I was stuck in a chair.

I mean, computer chairs got wheels on it.

That's a wheelchair, right?

[Bit 2]

Okay, so, I had to stop watching porn

because I wasn't seeing what I was looking for.

There's not enough porn stars with Down syndrome.

Don't pull back, I'm not the one that isn't hiring them.

It's just a fact.

So I started writing my own script for a porno, right?

It's called XXXTricromosome.

starring Dicker Downs.

They have special needs, and so does he.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Crippling porn addiction" can mean severe dependence or an addiction that immobilizes someone.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

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setupSo, I had a crippling porn addiction.

punchlineI was stuck in a chair.

tagI mean, computer chairs got wheels on it.

tagThat's a wheelchair, right?